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satoco, писатель и переводчик.
1.
The day of bad jokes it was yesterday. A several hitches happened at the same time within the work
The first half of the day went smoothly
We started shooting the episode where the dude was lying on the wide bed, and the chick was squatting on his penis turned her back to him. The position is perfect for the operator and looks good on the screen but it is not that easy to fuck in that position without some special skills. The episode should have taken a couple of minutes but the actress proved to be awkward and could not manage to move smoothly and rhythmically. After having made a dozen of takes and killed an hour I sent her to the far corner of the studio to train with an imaginary partner
I have to note that the design of the studio cannot provide you with an opportunity to find a secluded corner except that one in the store room which had now been swamped with various stage props: there also was a folding screen which was now removed. So she had to practice in full view
Meanwhile we decided to shoot the anal episode not to lose our precious time. The girl was taking part in that activity for the first time in her life, moreover, hew ass proved to be virgin and totally refused to relax. I said – You take the strap-on out of the drawer and go that way, warm up your ass hole
So we started with the other episode. It was classic – the dude had to come to the girl’s face. The trouble was that he could not come though he had been working during the first half of the day as if wound-up. Then we learned that he had eaten 4 baclofenes on the sly. Having been morally punished for that initiative he was directed to masturbate and to inform us when he was ready to let us shoot that. But the actress that was about to receive her portion of sperm in the face suddenly started crying, conscience-stricken. You see, she’s getting married soon. Our best congratulations, of course, but work is work, do whatever you want in your spare time but here please try to avoid tears
So we were sitting and drinking coffee with my assistant Vera and observing a marvelous scene. In the corner the actress was practicing the squats; in two meters from her the other actress was sticking the dildo up her ass; next to her the dude was wanking there sweating, and the operator, Anton, was trying to hush the sniveler. Only when it all was over we thought that we should have included the scene into the back-stage movie. But we’ve lost the moment
We’ve done only the half of what was planned. Never mind, we’ll catch it up.
Вариант намба ту.
Автор пожелал остаться неизвестным.
Он перевёл две главы.
1
Yesterday was a day for jokes and spoofs. Several knots occurred in the work flow, occurred at the very same time by the way
About the first half of the day was smooth and sweet
Then started to shoot a scene, where a dude lies on the fuck-o-drome, as a chick jumps on his cock facing away. While being really great for operator, and looking well on screen, this pose is a hell to fuck in without some skill. The scene is drafted for two minutes, but the girl happened to be quite clumsy, couldn't move right and catch the rhythm. After making two dozens of reshoots, killing a good hour, I sent her in the far corner to train with an imaginary friend
I should mention, that the studio is organized so, that the only way you can have a bit of privacy is to hide in the closet, which is clumped with props, and behind the curtain, which we temporally took down. So everything was in crystal clear view to everybody
Decided to shoot another, anal scene in a meantime. The girl in question, participated for the first time in this kind of sex, even more, it just happened that her asshole was absolutely virgin and unable to relax. Told her, — here, take a strap and go away, work your hole well
Okay, started the next scene. Classic — guy cums on woman's face. But here is a twist as well — he can't cum despite working through the first half of the day like a champ. We find out, that he just sneaked in four pills of baclofen. After enduring as we morally batter him for initiative, gets an instruction — to go jack off, and quickly inform before the happy end, so we could have a nice shoot
On the top of everything, the actress, who was about to receive a load of cum on the face, broke down, started to drown in guilt and crushed into crocodile tears. She is getting married, you see. Soon. Well fuck, we are not against and all, congratulations are in order, but job is a job. In spare time do as you will, but here — tears off
And so, I and my assistant Verka are sitting and sipping coffee and enjoying the following treat. In the conner one actress is training to sit down gracefully; other, two meters away, is humping a dildo in her bum; near by, a guy jerks all sweaty and poor; and the operator is drying the weeper's tears. And only when all this shit ceased, the clever thought visited me. It would be really awesome to flip a camera switch on and keep this stuff for the future blooper film about the shoot. But we missed the moment, happens
Long story short, completed only a half of the plans, but fuck it, we will catch on.
16
One respectable european site conducted a research among it's users. About a 40 thousand people was questioned. The attention to such researches is a bit more responsible abroad, I should mention. At least in comparison to Russia. People understand that their opinion dictates the quality of service, they receive
Short story - the information is classified, so I will mention only the most interesting, I could memorize. Actually, in reality there is about a hundred questions. The numbers are rounded up for ease
15 percent watch porno without masturbation
18 percent watch with their beloved
77 percent are men (male at least)
64 percent jerk while mostly sitting, 21 — lying. 12 percent stand up while cumming. 1 percent tries to cum in their own mouth
Majority of women masturbate with the aid of various objects
19 percent — with the aid of a tv remote
Good half of men uses gadgets as well. 5 percent casually puts something into pee hole, 51 percent corn hole themselves with something
Half of women tried same sex love one way or another
For men this score is — 39 percent. Can you imagine that? Only slim 7 percent thinks of themselves as fags
41 percent own accessories from sex shop
67 percent masturbate for several minutes a day, 6 percent — several hours
59 percent are turned off if the video lags. If woman moan unrealistically, 23 percent of men can lose their erection
64 percent rarely jack off to porno, and elect other media like tv, where they can dream. Something like a newscast
50 percent of men struggles to cum at the exact same time with the hero on screen
71 percent leaves false personal information on thematic forums
80 percent of men, who have regular partner, continue masturbating. About women I don't remember
And don't ask for a link, I won't give anyway.
Вообще, владеть языками - это круто.
Но в наличии есть пара переведенных кусков, - кто шарит в английском, зацените.
Вариант намба ван.
Автор  
satoco, писатель и переводчик.1.
The day of bad jokes it was yesterday. A several hitches happened at the same time within the work
The first half of the day went smoothly
We started shooting the episode where the dude was lying on the wide bed, and the chick was squatting on his penis turned her back to him. The position is perfect for the operator and looks good on the screen but it is not that easy to fuck in that position without some special skills. The episode should have taken a couple of minutes but the actress proved to be awkward and could not manage to move smoothly and rhythmically. After having made a dozen of takes and killed an hour I sent her to the far corner of the studio to train with an imaginary partner
I have to note that the design of the studio cannot provide you with an opportunity to find a secluded corner except that one in the store room which had now been swamped with various stage props: there also was a folding screen which was now removed. So she had to practice in full view
Meanwhile we decided to shoot the anal episode not to lose our precious time. The girl was taking part in that activity for the first time in her life, moreover, hew ass proved to be virgin and totally refused to relax. I said – You take the strap-on out of the drawer and go that way, warm up your ass hole
So we started with the other episode. It was classic – the dude had to come to the girl’s face. The trouble was that he could not come though he had been working during the first half of the day as if wound-up. Then we learned that he had eaten 4 baclofenes on the sly. Having been morally punished for that initiative he was directed to masturbate and to inform us when he was ready to let us shoot that. But the actress that was about to receive her portion of sperm in the face suddenly started crying, conscience-stricken. You see, she’s getting married soon. Our best congratulations, of course, but work is work, do whatever you want in your spare time but here please try to avoid tears
So we were sitting and drinking coffee with my assistant Vera and observing a marvelous scene. In the corner the actress was practicing the squats; in two meters from her the other actress was sticking the dildo up her ass; next to her the dude was wanking there sweating, and the operator, Anton, was trying to hush the sniveler. Only when it all was over we thought that we should have included the scene into the back-stage movie. But we’ve lost the moment
We’ve done only the half of what was planned. Never mind, we’ll catch it up.
Вариант намба ту.
Автор пожелал остаться неизвестным.
Он перевёл две главы.
1
Yesterday was a day for jokes and spoofs. Several knots occurred in the work flow, occurred at the very same time by the way
About the first half of the day was smooth and sweet
Then started to shoot a scene, where a dude lies on the fuck-o-drome, as a chick jumps on his cock facing away. While being really great for operator, and looking well on screen, this pose is a hell to fuck in without some skill. The scene is drafted for two minutes, but the girl happened to be quite clumsy, couldn't move right and catch the rhythm. After making two dozens of reshoots, killing a good hour, I sent her in the far corner to train with an imaginary friend
I should mention, that the studio is organized so, that the only way you can have a bit of privacy is to hide in the closet, which is clumped with props, and behind the curtain, which we temporally took down. So everything was in crystal clear view to everybody
Decided to shoot another, anal scene in a meantime. The girl in question, participated for the first time in this kind of sex, even more, it just happened that her asshole was absolutely virgin and unable to relax. Told her, — here, take a strap and go away, work your hole well
Okay, started the next scene. Classic — guy cums on woman's face. But here is a twist as well — he can't cum despite working through the first half of the day like a champ. We find out, that he just sneaked in four pills of baclofen. After enduring as we morally batter him for initiative, gets an instruction — to go jack off, and quickly inform before the happy end, so we could have a nice shoot
On the top of everything, the actress, who was about to receive a load of cum on the face, broke down, started to drown in guilt and crushed into crocodile tears. She is getting married, you see. Soon. Well fuck, we are not against and all, congratulations are in order, but job is a job. In spare time do as you will, but here — tears off
And so, I and my assistant Verka are sitting and sipping coffee and enjoying the following treat. In the conner one actress is training to sit down gracefully; other, two meters away, is humping a dildo in her bum; near by, a guy jerks all sweaty and poor; and the operator is drying the weeper's tears. And only when all this shit ceased, the clever thought visited me. It would be really awesome to flip a camera switch on and keep this stuff for the future blooper film about the shoot. But we missed the moment, happens
Long story short, completed only a half of the plans, but fuck it, we will catch on.
16
One respectable european site conducted a research among it's users. About a 40 thousand people was questioned. The attention to such researches is a bit more responsible abroad, I should mention. At least in comparison to Russia. People understand that their opinion dictates the quality of service, they receive
Short story - the information is classified, so I will mention only the most interesting, I could memorize. Actually, in reality there is about a hundred questions. The numbers are rounded up for ease
15 percent watch porno without masturbation
18 percent watch with their beloved
77 percent are men (male at least)
64 percent jerk while mostly sitting, 21 — lying. 12 percent stand up while cumming. 1 percent tries to cum in their own mouth
Majority of women masturbate with the aid of various objects
19 percent — with the aid of a tv remote
Good half of men uses gadgets as well. 5 percent casually puts something into pee hole, 51 percent corn hole themselves with something
Half of women tried same sex love one way or another
For men this score is — 39 percent. Can you imagine that? Only slim 7 percent thinks of themselves as fags
41 percent own accessories from sex shop
67 percent masturbate for several minutes a day, 6 percent — several hours
59 percent are turned off if the video lags. If woman moan unrealistically, 23 percent of men can lose their erection
64 percent rarely jack off to porno, and elect other media like tv, where they can dream. Something like a newscast
50 percent of men struggles to cum at the exact same time with the hero on screen
71 percent leaves false personal information on thematic forums
80 percent of men, who have regular partner, continue masturbating. About women I don't remember
And don't ask for a link, I won't give anyway.
Вообще, владеть языками - это круто.